Category: Meredith Reiniger

Cleaning My Closet: #MeToo

Cleaning My Closet: #MeToo

by Meredith Reiniger 1. The waiter unfurled the large cloth napkin, pulled it across my lap and pushed his hand into my crotch. 2. A male, selling shoulder bags, suggested I try one, and...

Cleaning My Closet: Pre-Mortality

Cleaning My Closet: Pre-Mortality

By Meredith Elizabeth Reiniger I am old. This I know. If ever I doubt my Condition of Extreme Elderliness, I can summons a computer form requiring select-your-birth-date. Scrolling down seventy-three choices until I reach...

Cleaning My Closet Part 1: My Body: A Dirge For Piano And Drums

Cleaning My Closet Part 1: My Body: A Dirge For Piano And Drums

By Meredith Elizabeth Reiniger I tipped over. That is not a good thing. I had successfully mowed, watered, and then, despite quickly depleting energy, I turned toward the 10 foot, 6.5 inch tall WEEDS...

CLEANING MY CLOSET: SPIT, the sequel

CLEANING MY CLOSET: SPIT, the sequel

By Meredith Elizabeth Reiniger Recently, Spit Analysis confirmed that I have 1,247 DNA relatives. Assuredly, I promise to not-send birthday cards to any of those hundreds, just like I ignore the birthdays of my...

Cleaning My Closet: Capital Pride 2017

Cleaning My Closet: Capital Pride 2017

By Meredith Reiniger My Vacation: I sprained two fingers lifting a foam Memory Pillow. Road trip: destination PRIDE parade in Washington DC. 5:23 our painfully early departure. Sparkle Pup aimed my gleam-clean she-loves-them Buick....